Fucking Thumbtacks

thumbtacks you guys....fuckin thumbtacks.... those sonofabitchs just lie in wait an when you least expect it, they pounce! in your feet, in your palms, in your arms, sometimes they even go for your ass! wherever they attack tho, makes that spot hurt like hell -.-

you had ONE job thumbtacks....ONE....an it WASNT to fucking stab the shit outta me! it was to hold a paper on a board but no, CLEARLY a certain thumbtack needs to go back to fuckin pre-k in thumbtack school an learn its goddamn purpose in life. -.-

they also need to learn in middle school that they are supposed to STAY where they are put an not end up in the most random of all fuckin places. if i put you by the door across the room, you shouldnt end up on the opposite side of my bed which is the complete opposite end from the door. i dont even...WAT? HOW DID IT EVEN GET THERE?????

lastly, said thumbtack needs to go back to highschool to learn that it is NOT ok to stab humans or animals. if i wanted someone or something shanked i could do it myself i dont need your tiny sharp end doing something for me when i can do loads more damage -.- just sayin

now, hopefully this thumbtack has learned its lesson an wont fuck with me b/c this bitch aint gonna be getting stabbed everytime i get off my fuckin bed. its just not gonna happen -.- so im watching you mr. thumbtack...go back to thumbtack school an then go do your job

until then, dont leave your damn post an dont be layin round waiting to stab my damn foot -.-

thank you, that is all

sorry for the rant; an yes...yes i did just rant about a thumbtack. b/c i fuckin can

:)

-TheVampireQueen18 (bella)